from: jmv123@myhouse.net

Dear Good Doctor,

After working hard all my life I finally have it made. I recently won $100,000,000.00 in the lottery. I bought a beautiful huge new house, complete with pool, sauna, big screen TVs, everything you could possibly imagine. I bought seven new cars, one for every day of the week, plus a 4x4 for when the weather's bad. I never had much luck with women before, but now incredibly gorgeous foxes break into the house, rip their clothes off, and beg me to screw their brains out. Its great! But now I'm terrified that I won't get to enjoy it for long. It would be just my luck to get hit by a truck now! What do you advise?

the doctor's reply:

Hey, your luck has obviously changed. But just to be sure, buy yourself a gymnasium and stop playing in the street!