from: bored2@fol.net

Dear Good Doctor,

.............looney, whacked-up, and lonely.

the doctor's reply:

Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered. Hey, if you don't have an interesting illness, you can't expect an interesting reply. I would, however, suggest a new hobby to help overcome that dull, drab, meaningless existence of day-to-day life. You need something that will put that old zing back into your life, something that will make you the star of the party again, something that will make everyday bright and exciting! I have two words for you: accordion lessons. Okay, okay, that was just a just a stab in the dark. If that doesn't trip your trigger, Mr. or Ms. Bored, then how about a real cheap, sleazy, tawdry love affair? One of those real back-alley, cheap motel, I'm just using him, or her, or it, for sex kind of things. That always makes your life more exciting. Plus you get to wonder, "Why the hell am I doing this? Am I so bored I'll sleep with any clown?"