from: elvis@gasnshop.com

Hey, Good Doc,

You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog! Uh, huh. Hey, good buddy, ain't it cool how much money I've made since I "died?" Anyway, Doc, do you think it would cut into sales if I made a comeback? I'm over 60 now, mostly bald, and weigh 428 lbs. Those damm donuts, you know. But I can still shake my thing, baby!

the doctor's reply:

Listen, King, don't shake your thing in public. You'll just get arrested. And wise men say, only fools rush in from the dead and ruin a great career. The King is dead. Long live the King!