SORRY!

Your problem is not funny enough to be included here!

In all seriousness, folks, this page is intended for humor purposes only. It is dedicated to the proposition that laughing is one of the healthiest of all human activities. Okay, so maybe it's only #2, but it's trying harder. It is unique to our species, and we should do it often.

We take ourselves far too seriously. Go outside an take a look up. The stars. The galaxies. Really think about the distances and the numbers. It has a tendancy to make your problems look a little smaller. Then maybe we could all relax, put our feet up, and laugh a little more. If this site has given you chuckle or two, then it has fulfilled its purpose. If you wish to contact the writer, you may contact Klaus Yurk at : ky04547@pipeline.com. All mail is appreciated. If you have a funny idea, write me. If you want to say something about what a cool, terrific, good-looking, wonderful human being I am, PLEASE write me! Soon. Often!

Should you wish to complain, bad-mouth, grouse, grumble, nag, protest, accuse, condemn, or just plain whine about something, then please contact the following address: www.whitehouse.gov/WH/Mail/html/Mail_President.html. They will give your complaint the attention it deserves.