Since the Doctor is not a real physician, nor even a psychiatrist, (he is perhaps more akin to one of Seinfeld's weird neighbors), he can publish his correspondence with patients without violating his Hypocritic Oath.

PATIENT

DESCRIPTION OF PROBLEM

taz@tasmania.net.AU

behavioral problems

stoned4ever@maryjane.net

drugs and hearing voices

tort,claim&ripoff@attorneys-at-law.com

depth perception

kimmahjong@peoplesrepublic.gov.NK

bitter about losing cold war

cdavidson86511@aol.com

letter of recommendation

dfh23995@tshirts-r-us.com

jewels of wisdom, sort of

herman23@picaynue.net

all purpose horoscope

flgrryynxxk1@bloink.gov

saving the planet

simonlegreeIII@transnationalcorp.com

ugh! the corporate man

grandpoobah@kkk.org

ignorance is not pretty

homergrunt@manlyman.net

ditto

ripley@nostromo2.net

tired of aliens

donnareed2@livinginthe50s.net

come again Peter North

mr-niceguy@all-american.net

the horrors of the "singles scene"

grandmabusybody@your-aspca.com

animal cruelty?

majoramerica@icantdrive65.com

on the highway to hell, or the funny farm

nervouspurvis@paranoid.net

They're here! They're here! You're next!

yng&nihlistic@angst.net

Okay, so I get a little preachy sometimes!

NeDeptofLabor@Nebraska/state.gov

Is there a god?

dumb&dumbest@morontwins.net

Back to humor & silliness, a "real estate" deal

bigbill@whitehouse.gov

girl troubles

drfrankensteen@deutschland.net.de

tabloids-the best investigative reporting!

msfeminist@menRpigs.com

you make my ass tired! lighten up!

Jimbob8700@aol.com

he just met his first future ex-wife