Since the doctor is not really a physician, or even a psychiatrist (he is perhaps more akin to a TV game show host), it is perfectly legal for him to release his private correspondence with this patients.

 

PATIENT

DECRIPTION OF PROBLEM

bbob@rebel.net

girlfriend problems

griselda878@aol.com

marital woes

va67811@mindspring.com

fertility problems

bgates~bulkmail@msn.com

computer software

dawn@strippers.com

money problems

stantheman@earth.net

feeling tired

uranus@retentive.net

bathroom dilemma

kathyb@UNL.edu

dating worries

tnt11111@warrior.net

marital problem

hadji@calcutta.net

dating woes

NeDeptofLabor@Nebraska/state.gov

employee problems

esther@realpsychics.net

perception woes

lefty@reprobate.net

family matters

spooky@cia.gov

believability issues

smytheIII@att.com

career issues

jimbob@crimsontide.net

aliens

elvis@gasnshop.com

career issue

jewell@strippers-r-us.com

boyfriend problem

mrrogers@neighborhood.net

general confusion

speedy@fol.net

time pressures

bored2@fol.net

looney, whacked-up, and lonely

shadowone@geocities.com

employer problems

jmv123@myhouse.net

lottery winner

jcool@fratrat.fsu.edu

college problem

sirreginaldpercy@royaltynet.UK

language problems

mickdundee@aussie.com

tourism spam

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