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About the Cashmonkey:
Cashmonkey just wants to save you money. Honest. That's it. Okay, truth is, the 'shmonkey gets a banana every time you buy something from this site, but if you're going to shop on-line anyway, come to Cashmonkey to see what the latest deals are first, and let him try to save you some money.
| Back to School time! | Need school supplies? Textbooks? Computers? New clothes? There are great deals to be had on the Internet. Let Cashmonkey show you the way to save. | |
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123 Inkjet has great prices on printers--and pens, paper, highlighters--ALL your school
supplies!
AND... enter 5OFF when you check out to get 5% off the already low prices. |
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Get a free Credit Report!
If the 'shmonkey can take a moment to be serious, please make sure you are not drowning in debt if you are shopping on-line. It can be addictive and fun, but we don't want you spending your bus money. Okay, back to snappy one-liners. |
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Officemax has everything you need.
Snap! If I were drunk, I'd call it "Offishmacksh"! Actually, doesn't the lovely Jaclyn Smith (ex-Charlie's Angel) talk like that? Is SHE drunk? |
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Half.com has textbooks! Assigned reading! More! For much, much less. Used and new books for less than the school bookstore? Excellent. | |
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When someone offers free money, you better sign up. |
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Dell for Small Businesses offers great deals on desktops, laptops, peripheries and accessories.
The CashMonkey likes computers, especially the kind with pictures of coconuts on them. Are these those? |
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Rx-web is your on-line drugstore.
Get those embarassing monkey pills shipped to your home without having to wait in line conspicuously. |
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Home shopping network, online!
Lots of cheap crap from the convenience of your desktop! |
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JandR Computer and Music World Cashmonkey remembers being on e-mail lists of Phish fans who would trade tapes and EVERYONE bought their blank tapes from J&R. It's known in New York that this is where you go for a good price on good quality products. |
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Barnes and Noble has great deals on the latest books--and free shipping when you buy at least two products!
The Monkey reads new literature so as to keep up with all the pseudo intellectual chimps. But let's face it, "Monkey just like pretty pictures." |
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Classic Closeouts has brand name clothing for less.
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Ebags has backpacks, briefcases, purses, wallets, even bags for video and camera equipment--any kind of bag you could want.
Coupons! Enter this code: 529536 on the Ebags site and get an additional 10% Discount. Good until 9/7/2002 Enter this code: 32998176 for Free Shipping. Good until 9/7/2002 |
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Travelocity, go virtually anywhere.
You have to get to school somehow... |
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Here's the way to get the deal you want: set your own price on e-BAY.
The CashMonkey believes in bartering. How many bananas will you give me for real Cashmonkey paperclips? |
…Ed’s manner and appearance said Dixie to him. He imagined Ed at home with his family, a big one, from old geezers through toddlers. He saw them eating their yams and pralines and playing their fiddles and dancing their jigs and guffawing over coarse jokes and beating one another to death with agricultural implements.
Charles Portis,
Masters of Atlantis,
Woodstock, NY: Overlook Press, 1985, pp. 159-160
Baby Bjorn
Baby 'shmonkeys hang onto their mom's hairy backs. If you know a new mom who doesn't have a hairy back, she needs a Baby Bjorn.